I hate when men have bigger boobs then me
I think I may be addicted to sex… It’s been less than two weeks and I’m already having withdrawals
*blows kiss up to the sky (for david bowie)*
Deposit $1000 in my bank account & I’ll send u a nude
The awkward moment when someone invites themselves to something and you don’t know how to tell them you don’t want them to come…
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looking for: somebody to go on long walks with
requirements
- willing to talk about our existential crisis
- stop to pick up cool looking leaves, rocks and misc objects
- will attempt to befriend any animals we might see
- hold my hand so it doesn’t get cold
- point out unusual cloud shapes
(via x-lostgirl)
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